Timothy Sexton Presents

 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or George W. Bush: Who is crazier?

 Who is crazier, the President of Iran or the President of the U.S?  Difficult call, really.  I mean, Ahmadinejad doesn't believe homosexuals exist in Iran.  But then again George W. Bush does believe the U.S. is "kicking ass" in Iraq. 

Why David Petraeus Couldn't Give Say Yes When Asked if the War Had Made America Safer

 When asked if the war in Iraq was making America safer, Petraes couldn't say yes.  By not answering...he did answer.  What Petraeus knows is that even if the war were going well, it couldn't possibly make America safer.  

 The Dumbest Human Being Alive

 You know how they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend?  Well, it's not true.  Someone needs to tell George W. Bush that.