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It's Official: George W. Bush is the Dumbest Human

You know the old saying, right? “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Well, nobody with a half a brain believes that so it’s not surprising that George W. Bush, born without a brain, believes it. As a result he is fully supportive of the latest initiative to find someone in the world who supports his cause in Iraq. He went in without the support or even the desire for a worldwide coalition such as his dad put together in the original version of this story. Yes, George W. Bush followed poor, delicate Scooter Libby’s 1992 policy paper right down to the part where he and his fellow co-author said that in the future America should act unilaterally and without even trying to get help from others. Well, we’ve seen how well that turned out, didn’t we? Bush didn’t try to get support from a global coalition and as a result Americans are pretty much on their own. We obviously can’t get support from anyone at this juncture so that is why we are now arming and effusively thanking the Sunni insurgents in Iraq for helping us to deal with Al-Qaeda.

Let me remind you of some very recent history: These are the same guys whom President Bush declared our enemies and whom American weapons were directed toward because they were trying to kill Americans.

But hey, that’s history. As usually happens in the world of mindless warfare, now the Sunni insurgents are our friends because they are killing off Al-Qaeda members. And that’s a good thing. Because when the Sunnis kill off all the Al-Qaeda members in Iraq—who weren’t there before we invaded, of course—those guys will give all their weapons back and institute a democracy and sell their oil at highly reduced rates to Exxon. Right?

Once upon a time America had an enemy named the Soviet Union. And this big bad wolf decided to invade a strange land called Afghanistan. Now Afghanistan had these brave heroes who called themselves the Mujahideen and they were the enemy of the Soviet Union. The Greatest American of All Time was alive back then and his name was Ronald Wilson Reagan and he lived in a big White House and worked in an office that was oval. Ronald Reagan saw that the Mujahideen was the enemy of our enemy, the Soviet Union, so he decided to give them money and guns and intelligence and all kinds of wonderful things. And a miracle happened. These little guys beat back the big bad Soviet Union. And peace and happiness reigned everywhere. Until, one day the Mujahadeen decided to change their name. They became the Taliban.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If just ONE PERSON in the Bush administration were required to read a history book we could have avoided so much past and future mistakes from these guys. Life during the Bush nightmare has been like a real-life Groundhog Day. We keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and over and the worst thing is that in this real life version it is most of the rest of us who is Bill Murray and is aware that we’re in a time loop, but unlike him it is the people who aren’t aware they keep doing the same thing over and over who are in control.

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Yes, it has finally been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that George W. Bush is truly the world’s dumbest person.

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